- Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
- Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
- Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
- Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
From Wikipedia:
One of the satirical facts made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live". In the aforementioned article, he wrote:
It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: it's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you.
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On a separate note, I can only imagine, and probably, I can't even imagine, how God must feel everyday, unappreciated. Giving so much to the undeserving such as us. A situation like mine is a small one. But for God to experience it to such a great extent, and yet still love and bless us with so much - I can only say that his grace is out-of-this-world.
To be honest I already feel so bitter with the way things are. It's just a natural feeling, and I know its bad :( But I really thank God for the help, really really, its nice to have friends working together on the project. Just work with what I have, what we have, and those who aren't around, its okay.
